was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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