You work out of a Hotel?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
