Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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