Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
ttyl tear gas
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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