Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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