don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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