You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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