The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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