i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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