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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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