i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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