Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
