The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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