Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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