i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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