But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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