Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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