I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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