they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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