glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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