there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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