I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Randomize