what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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