I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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