at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im holly from the hills drunk
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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