Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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