Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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