We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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