Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was born a porn star she said
there was a trapeze. enough said
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
