The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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