I need help removing her.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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