just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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