Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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