So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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