If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Randomize
