South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I wear drunk well.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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