You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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