Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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