"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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