You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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