Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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