what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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