who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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