just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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