was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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