she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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