dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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