He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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