i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im about as happy as oj after his trial
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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