It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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